March 2011
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“This is Tim Burton in a nutshell: We were doing Charlie and the Chocolate...”
– Johnny Depp, for Esquire, December 17 2007 (via bromancedaily)
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I hate how 'date' has become a euphemism for 'sex'
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Have I missed something?
I know I can be a bit slow on the uptake but what is with all these poll questions on Facebook? And why are people bothering to answer such inane questions?
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"Life's too short for the wrong job"
I wish ads in Britain were this inventive.
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“Worry is a 100% waste of emotion. It cannot change the past. It will not change...”
– Rick Warren (via a-beautiful-exchange)
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Banter, #2
Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
There are numerous versions of this interaction but this is my favourite. The hostile civility and underlying tension. Hells yeah.
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Now that, is banter.
Oh, Churchill, how you make me laugh. Reminds me of another…
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“Some days there’s nothing for it but to go back to bed, but mostly I try to put...”
– Dita Von Teese (via sansmith)
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Stupid things my friends say, #1
Me: Cheers for that
Friend A: Welcers
Welcers? Welcers!? Do you, perchance, mean you're WELCOME?
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